KANSAS CITY, MO – JULY 22: A fan displays a bobblehead of former manager Dick Howser of the Kansas City Royals during the game between the Royals and the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim on Dick Howser bobblehead giveaway night on July 22, 2006 at Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City, Missouri. (Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images)

As you may have heard if you follow enough hokey sports Twitter accounts, Wednesday, Jan. 7, is the inaugural National Bobblehead Day.

According to Forbes, this is an actual thing, sponsored by the National Bobblehead Hall of Fame and Museum and designated by the Registrar of the National Day

In honor of this beautiful holiday, here are the 10 weirdest bobbleheads we could find on eBay that you can totally purchase right now if that’s your sort of thing. We aren’t judging. Look, this cute guy has a gun!

10. Orioles mascot bobblehead

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The mascot bobblehead is not weird in itself, but this guy is pretty goofy. He looks more like a duck than a bird and appears about 50 pounds slimmer than he does in the “flesh.”

9. Jack Timber bobblehead

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The seller couldn’t remember where he got this one, but it seems it was a giveaway of the Bangor Lumberjacks baseball team.

8. Felipe Lopez bobblehead

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Felipe Lopez is a symbolic choice, a stand-in for every totally forgettable baseball player who lucked into a bobblehead some time or another.

7. Lost Dr. Edgar Halliwax bobblehead

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We could do a separate post just on TV character bobbleheads, but this semi-obscure “Lost” character will have to do for now.

6. Philly Phanatic phalls down


Help! The Philly Phanatic has phallen and he can’t get up!

5. Chicago Cubs vintage bear bobblehead

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This 50-year-old bobblehead costs $250, which feels steep for a chipmunk-looking bear that seems to have its head knocked off-center.

4. Abe Lincoln Milwaukee Admirals bobblehead


Here’s the 16th president of the United States showing his support for his favorite AHL team.

3. A.J. Pollock “Star Wars” bobblehead


There are many “Star Wars” bobbleheads on eBay, and there are many baseball bobbleheads on eBay, but there are significantly fewer bobbleheads of baseball players posing as “Star Wars” characters.

2. Bartolo Colon Buffalo Bisons bobblehead

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Before he was a Cy Young winner and a Mets cult hero, Bartolo Colon was a minor league pitcher for the Buffalo Bisons, the Indians’ Triple-A affiliate, back in 1996 and 1997.

1. Milwaukee Brewers chorizo bobblehead

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What, you didn’t know the Brewers gave out sausage bobbleheads?

About Alex Putterman

Alex is a writer and editor for The Comeback and Awful Announcing. He has written for The Atlantic, VICE Sports, MLB.com, SI.com and more. He is a proud alum of Northwestern University and The Daily Northwestern. You can find him on Twitter @AlexPutterman.